About two minutes ago my mother told me to wheel the garbage to the street which reminds me! Last week...it was Wednesday or Thursday i think...Prolly Wednesday, but i met a boy! Not a boy like Nick, obviously but this was just a friendboy i met and he was so cute but its a fun story...listen...
So im sick, i dont feel well...ive been wearing the ame clothes for three days. i havent showered. my hair is a mess and i walk like the living dead. Then i have to take ou the garbage which simply adds to my stinky-ness. And i turn my head and see the MOST GORGEOUS blonde skater ever. And he's looking in my direction.
Half of me is like "fuck him i dont give a shit" but the other half is like "God dammit of course a really cute guy comes by when i look and feel like shit"
But he stopps boarding and kinda look at me. So here's our conversation:
Rie Rie: what?!
Blonde Boy: Dove, right?
Rie Rie:....huh?
Blonde Boy: You use Dove deoderant, right?
[at this point, i am so bamboozled and confused by him because i know i havent used deoderant in like 3 days. so i stare]
Blonde Boy: well i ue it too and i figured you must've just started using it and were testing to see if there were white lines.
Rie Rie: [finally snapping] Alright what the fuck are you talking about?
Blonde Boy: Your shirt is inside out...
[PAUSE AND DEFEATED ROAR because god dammit he was right!] so we get to talking for like 2 1/2 to 5 minutes of lame discussion. I hand him my phone and he hands me his and we give out our numbers, but as he's skateboarding away i realize that i never got his name...so i check my phone and the only new number is under the name "The One"
haha it was so cheesy, cute and romantic i had to write it down. Im about to delete it from ym phone anyways. Because i believe he was just messing with me. He's not going to call and Lord knows i wont call when i have aboyfriend (i prolly wouldnt call anyway) but my friends keep threatening me to call so i must get rid of the number...at least our of my phone. lol.
I love you Nick...if you're reading this and you shouldnt be worried cause you are so much sweeter. =D
Presented by your common smart ass with a knack for getting expelled. Okay, so I like to bitch and moan. And appearently you like to read it if you are currently reading this. so just read on, yo.
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- Just... mariah
- Orlando, Florida, United States
- I like mountain dew, sunflowers, apple products, theonion, Florida, Harry Potter, TIME magazine, minutes, kisses from my beautiful better half, and trying to mimic beat poets.