Saturday, August 25, 2007

Whoopsie

Last Post: August 13th


cant really post. im grounded. sorry. will get online asap!!!

Monday, August 13, 2007

The Aftershock

currently my boyfriend is hopped up on energy drinks and bouncing off the walls.

He's crazy, I'm telling ya, but he's so cute when hes saying stuff all quick cause he's had about 10 different stimulaters. It's adorable!

and today would be the first time i instigated "I love you". We were talking and i said it first...then he said it back. Thats the first time i've said it. Sometimes i would type it, but that doesnt count.

I am officially still sick. because my mom said im warm...because my throat hurts...and because i keep caughing and sniffling. It's disgusting.
I probably got Nick sick....shit, i know i sure as hell gave him something if not a disease ;-P just kidding.

Okay, so here's a tip for nicotine-addicted teenagers around the globe. you see, my mom smokes and it is through awesome power and deliberation that i have come to smoke the exact same cigarettes as she does. The only difference is that mine are 'lights' and hers are not. This isnt a problem. Here's ur tip: smoke the same kind as ur parent/guardian. it makes life easier. kick them out of the house. Fake being sick [unless u r really sick...like i am now] and let them go run errands on their own. While they're gone...wait five minutes after they leave and then go have a couple cigarettes. Use ur time wisely! if they are going to CVS right around the corner then you might only have time for half of one, but if they're hitting up Home Depot and the Mall on the other side of town then just make sure you're keeping track so u dont always assume u have plenty of time. Seriously it works.

for example: right now my mom is going to drive to my school which is an 8 minute walk away and get my uniforms. This should take no more than like 10 minutes: time for one cigarette if i plan it correctly.

Always make sure that when they come back you are in the same place you were when they left. makes them think u havent moved. Wash ur hands but dont put on spray or perfume...too obvious. They say they can...but they really cant recognize the smell of their own cigarettes unless they smell ur fingers or your breathe. Eat a cookie or something. Then u good.

:-)
As Always,
Rie Rie

Date with the Boyfriend

It was simple. Breakdown of the day:

Around 400 Lu came over to do my makeup and choose my outfit. We also met the tenant hopefuls for our little cottage in the backyard. They were nice people. The lady is a fantasy freak like muah. i like them. Anyways.

Then Lu left. My mom went and bought 2 packs of Newports. Not for me, but or kathy.
She is a really close friend. her and her sister, kelly, are freakin awesome. Unfortunately, their mom is dying and is in the hospital. I've known kathy since i started lee Middle school November of 2004. So we're good friends. She needed cigarettes and my mom loves her so she went and got them for her. Sometimes my mom is so great i love her.

Um...to carry on...
then mommy and i went to the Altamonte Springs mall for the backpack i want for school nd some tanktops. we went to Chiles for dinner.

and FINALLY it was date time. Before the movie, because he is amazing, he let me smoke a cigarette. thank god i was dying! Then we saw the Simpsons movie.

here's my review: Not really fall out of your seat funny, but there were a few good parts. Not predictable fr the most part. adult humor with a sense of chilish immaturity. Nothing too crude but it gets on the edges. it was usefully nice.

but then again, i didnt watch the WHOLE movie. i was a tad busy ;-)

and then afterwards? He let me smoke AGAIN!?
he is so amazing. we had fun.
I had fun.
He's great.
and i love him =]

got into another fight with Sugarplum. but it was so stupid it seriously ended like this:

Sugarplum: this is gay. im done fighting.
Rie Rie: yeah done!

Sunday, August 12, 2007

wait i forgot something!

About two minutes ago my mother told me to wheel the garbage to the street which reminds me! Last week...it was Wednesday or Thursday i think...Prolly Wednesday, but i met a boy! Not a boy like Nick, obviously but this was just a friendboy i met and he was so cute but its a fun story...listen...


So im sick, i dont feel well...ive been wearing the ame clothes for three days. i havent showered. my hair is a mess and i walk like the living dead. Then i have to take ou the garbage which simply adds to my stinky-ness. And i turn my head and see the MOST GORGEOUS blonde skater ever. And he's looking in my direction.
Half of me is like "fuck him i dont give a shit" but the other half is like "God dammit of course a really cute guy comes by when i look and feel like shit"
But he stopps boarding and kinda look at me. So here's our conversation:

Rie Rie: what?!
Blonde Boy: Dove, right?
Rie Rie:....huh?
Blonde Boy: You use Dove deoderant, right?
[at this point, i am so bamboozled and confused by him because i know i havent used deoderant in like 3 days. so i stare]
Blonde Boy: well i ue it too and i figured you must've just started using it and were testing to see if there were white lines.
Rie Rie: [finally snapping] Alright what the fuck are you talking about?
Blonde Boy: Your shirt is inside out...

[PAUSE AND DEFEATED ROAR because god dammit he was right!] so we get to talking for like 2 1/2 to 5 minutes of lame discussion. I hand him my phone and he hands me his and we give out our numbers, but as he's skateboarding away i realize that i never got his name...so i check my phone and the only new number is under the name "The One"

haha it was so cheesy, cute and romantic i had to write it down. Im about to delete it from ym phone anyways. Because i believe he was just messing with me. He's not going to call and Lord knows i wont call when i have aboyfriend (i prolly wouldnt call anyway) but my friends keep threatening me to call so i must get rid of the number...at least our of my phone. lol.

I love you Nick...if you're reading this and you shouldnt be worried cause you are so much sweeter. =D

The End of Childhood...



It hath beeneth a busyeth feweth dayseth




...that was fun to write! aha!




Today is...Sunday? Yes it's sunday. I last wrote on Friday? So here's a breakdown.




Friday...I didnt really clean my room like i was supposed to but i told my mom is was fairly clean [which is only a little white lie] so she let me leave with Lu when she came to pick me up. On the car ride to the Altamonte Mall, Lu and I got on the subject of giving head and i joked about having a banana to practice on...




And then i "Jackass Dared" her to get the banana and give it head. Jackass Dares can only be things that are plausible... funny... doable... fun... or not too horrible...you know what i mean? And if the dare falls within those lines then you CANT say no. you HAVE to do it. Now, we've never had someone say no...we've had the oppurtunity leave so the person couldnt do it...but if it's there they dont have a choice. So Lu had to buy bananas...we said we would do it on the way home from the mall and movie...so we get to the mall and we check out Forever 21 and a few other places within before stopping for lunch at the foodcourt. Around this time, J shows up! So now the three of of us conitnue to frolick and have fun around the mall. Around seven we went to see Stardust [WHICH KICKED SERIOUS TNMT ASS]




on the ride home we were looking for Bananas after having explained the situation to J...now...this is crazy because they came together and jackass Dared me to go ask the lady for condoms and buy them. We were also supposed to buy them together, but they changed that. So i went up and asled the lady for the ultra thin lubricated condoms. I felt horrible.





The poor lady looked at me like i was throwing my life away and there was nothing she could do to save me. Thankfully, Lu bought the bananas seperately otherwise it would have been significantly MORE awkward.


lol. and dont think that we just bought the condoms and bananas and then were done with it... we went and played around. We blew up balloons...taught Lu how to give head...practiced condomizing the bananas...lol. we learned the differences between certain condoms. it was a funny funny night of laughs and learning.

All i have to say is that it rocked. lol.

Then the next morning we went to Target and the mall again.

I didnt buy anything but...

i got Sugarplum an awesome Flour de lis shirt since she wasnt there that night AND shes french. =] i also got a really cool buddha necklace...a new book....Lu and J got ALL kinds of makeup and condoms...NEW condoms in fun boxes with flavors and stuff...[we have yet to test and play with them all but it rocked] at the mall...i got a shotglass...a cellphone holder....and cool Dove Necklace...Lu got me an AWESOME pair of green underwear. cause thats my fav color. uhm....

The Day before at the mall i got a pair of sunglasses... [which rock]

uh...a cool necklace...and just ALL KINDS OF FUN STUFF. lol.

it was great. i got home and pretty much stayed on the computer all day. that was fun...However...my boyfriend told me he was in love with me. This is kinda a big deal. I've known him since seventh grade...he had a crush on me but i turned him down cause i liked a different boy. Then i cheated on that other boy with my current boyfriend at the theatre at "Phantom of the Opera" on a class trip. Nick and I didnt really stay friends when i left our school at the beginning of eighth grade for public school...but i was in church about a month or two ago with Sugarplum when i saw him and I was like WOW! and now we're dating and i guess he thinks he loves me.

which is weird for me because i dont know if i love him and he seems to really mean it. So for now i say it back but i'll let him know when i really mean it. lol. Stupid romance drama.


Friday, August 10, 2007

As Our Lives Fall Apart...

Alas, Sugarplum and I continue to discuss.

This time, it is about her boyfriend. His name is Bob. He is in our band. He is a drummer and he's also very very sexy...im not gonna lie. I have a boyfriend too....but its a knock fact that Krystal right now is dating the hottest of the quarttett boyfriends. Anyways.

Bob's parents dont let him date. Cause they're retarted. i dont understand how someone can "not let someone date". wtf?
Bob doest try very hard to date someone, we know this because in freshmen year he dated Lu for a few months. Their relationship existed mostly at school.
Well it's summertime now. Sugarplum and Bob began dating at the end of Band Camp...and now school doesnt start for another week and a half...they havent talke don the phone...or seen each other...or ANYTHING!. it's like they're not even dating! and it pisses me off because Sugarplum is so cool and pretty that she could have her pick of guys...then she finally picks a cute guy and it turns out that they are a shitty couple! grrrrr!
p.s. she is out of town and i miss her so this is when we talk =[

here is our convo via instant message:

Rie Rie: are u talking to bob-o at all while you'r up there?
Sugarplum: Uh no. He hasn't called me and i haven't been online much.
Rie Rie: ...wow. thats horrible.
Rie Rie:so much for trying, eh?
Sugarplum: Im only trying as hard as he is
Rie Rie: ....that isnt going t help much, is it?
Sugarplum: I dont want to wear myself out trying hes not going to try
Rie Rie: ...Sugarplum...omg. just call him and explain that. ask him if he really likes you and really wants to actually date. if not..then theres not point and break up but if he does then do something! call him or talk about him or something! be a girlfriend!
Sugarplum: Not now.
Sugarplum: Ill talk to him at school
Rie Rie: Your gonna wait til school to even talk to him?
Sugarplum: Well ill be busy till then
Rie Rie: ...fine. do what you want buddy...but how will u even make it to school if u dont act like gf and bf for the two weeks before. just sayin.
Sugarplum: Idk
Rie Rie: i love you. and i hope ur having fun. we miss you. =[i moinsdetrois u: Its just different that his parents dont let him date
Rie Rie: ...he coudl still talk on the phone. or go out with "friends"
Sugarplum: Yea i know but kinda afraid that he doesnt even want to try
Rie Rie: ...you have to talk to him.
Sugarplum: No but just from what Lu has told me
Rie Rie: ...you have to talk to him, Sugarplum. let him know...what do you think he'll do? laugh at you? no he'll feel bad and understand. maybe it'll get him tryin.
Sugarplum: I know i have to talk to him
Sugarplum: And i will when we get back in school
Rie Rie: yeah...perhaps a phone call? explain things.
Sugarplum: U or bob-o?
Rie Rie: why would u call me?
Sugarplum: Idk.
Sugarplum: Cuz id rather talk to him in person
Rie Rie: got it.


btw, im texting with D'mitri again and STILL talking to Sugarplum about her adventures in the other side of the globe [i.e. stupid Massechusetts]

but can you all understand my frusteration! i mean, my byofriend and i talk once or maybe twice a day. We say hi we say night....i told him iw as sick and he said he was sorry but thats because he's extremely busy partying at the beach and i have been sick! we've still talked...just not as much as we usually would...however my boyfrined doesnt go to our school. so i dont have one of those "i'll talk to him at school" lines to pull. I have to talk to him when i can and see him whenever possible. Im going to strangle her, i mean it, She never listens to me!

Recall...

Recall How i earlier informed you of my best friend's death.


Well she is alive and well. She escaped my master
debacle plan by simply buying and eating a dozen donuts from, Krispy Kreme at the time when i cut her breaks. Instead i ended up killing our old science teacher who for some unknown reason was in the car with binoculars, a recording device, and a shovel. Her body has not been found.


But Sugarplum lives and as i explain why this was necessary she begins to get a pissy attitude with me.


Rie Rie: Imagine my suffering when the phone i love and cherish begins to buzz and ring nonstop until i answer it. Appearently, i have a text message that could not have waited until i woke up!


Sugarplum: you told me to call you when i finished reading the retarted vampire book [thats my name for it...not hers] remeber?


Rie Rie: You said you would ebd one at 3 not FIVE IN THE FUCKING MORNING!


Sugarplum: but you texted me at 4:30...


Rie Rie: and then i fell into a lovely deep and awesome sleep!


Sugarplum: [pause] it's not like you've never done that to me...


Rie Rie: im just joking with you. chill the fuck out.


As you can see, our conversation did not go smoothly, but eventually she has mostly given up the attitude and opted for indignant responses to my poking and persuading for what the fuck is wrong and why she is being a bitch.


The one thing everyone in the world must learn: i always get what i want.


And i mean that. it's not in a spoiled way like i wanted a pony and my rich daddy bought it for me...but if i want something to happen and if i try hard enough...it always happens. i've never failed yet. One day Sugarplum remarked. "How do you do that?"


well its simple. I wanted Sugarplum and D'mitri to come to breakfast at Einstines bagel one morning....but the only way they could go was if their ride Jacob picked them up. And it had to be done in less than thirty minutes or they would be late. SO ic alled Jacob. i told him he had to pick up D and Sugarplum in ten minutes and then have themselves dropped off at school so i could get them. I picked them up on ym golfcart because i convinced my mom it was necessary.


and i wanted a tattoo. That only took a month of research and convincing

I also wanted a guitar when i thirteen, but not just any guitar. it had to be a nice one with blah blah and blah blah...i dont even know how to play! but i got it a couple weeks later. The biggest one: i wanted a puppy. We already have a golden named Sassy but i begged for another one. And less than a month later we were scouting for puppies. Another month later and i had my precious Doodles! Now i have two puppies, a gorgeous tattoo and a usless guitar. Anybody up for a garage sale?
I have so much uesless unk in my room and everywhere that i dont know what the fuck to do with it all! I cant bring myself to throw it all away...and organization is dull and boring. So it hink i'll juust leave it all a mess in my room. Looks pretty cool, yo.

Plans! Finally!

So this would be Friday. Alas, i am Sick. Well, not really. Actually, i was sick two days ago. My throat is slightly sore and i have a runny nose but it's nothing serious. But just between you and me...I'm deathly ill and i feel like crap. Still dont understand? Why in hell would i say i feel fine and be subjected to chores and bitching from the woman who birthed me? im smarter than that.

Anyways, Sadly i must report that my best friends has died. it was a tragic accident where i cut the brakes in her car and grinned maliciously as it rolled down a hill in Florida and landed within a fiery lake.

Well what do you expect? SHE WOKE ME UP AT 5AM TO TELL ME SHE FINISHED READING ECLIPSE! now, i understand enthusiasm for a book. I, myself, am i known harry Potter addict...but Texting me so my phone is nonstop buzzing and clanging to inform me that i missed a text at FIVE IN THE MORNING?! who would do that? so i had to punish her. She is dead now and will not be joining me on our trip to wherever the hell we're going next weekend. Oh well. She had a nice long life.

Actually, the plans for next weekend are still up...we just dont know where the hell we're going. it's a battle between my Family Reunion and a party weekend at Vero Beach. Personally...I'd chose the Reunion..






FUCK NO I WOULDNT! i want to go party at the beach with my best friend and possibly my boyfriend if i can get him to come and visit! Why in hell would i go the the family reuinion? certainly not to reunite with family that i dont even like...thats crazy!

In other news, J and Lu are coming to get me today. Thank the Lord!I have been locked in this insane asylum for about a week now...since Tuesday. I got sick on Wednesday. it is now...Saturday, isnt it? Is it Saturday or Friday?. i dont know for Fuck's sake! How am i supposed to know? i only know important stuff like all the middle names of every Harry Potter Characters and who is actually good-looking in the eleventh grade this year.

Thats what year im in, by the way. I am in the class of 2009 and it's mighty fine. I go to a private school that has a tendency to read blogs and then try to expel you for their content. Well they can kiss my ass because im sick of being opressed by the MAN. haha.

currently i am listening to Party like a Rockstar and feeling Lonely because my text buddy: D'mitri is out of service...or my phone is retarted cause it wont sen my messages and keeps saving them in the outbox.
D and I textso freaking much..he's the majority of my texts along with a bunch from my best friend and a few from ym boyfriend. They're the only ones who text me...but D'mitri makes up for a bunch of people not texting me because we text for hours discussing either the dumbest things or the coolest things.

Anyways, J, Lu and I are going to see Stardust and go to the mall, probably, and thenspend the night at J's. I'm kinda excited, but i really do have a cough and i dont want to get them sick. But it's not as if im not constantly up for risk of the mono infection when i hang with them. lol. im just kidding. Only K has gotten mono and im not saying how!!

I should probably go, yo, but I'll be back either later or tomorrow or something! i got me some chores to do so i can ge tthe fuck out of here!